just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
barbara walters just said penis...
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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