Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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