Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Randomize
