This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
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