I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
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