She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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