The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
i just ordered a pitcher of margaritas for me and a friend but she called and canceled. oh well, looks like im getting trashed alone.
the waiter who hardly speaks english told me "i go get your medicine now"
this medicine is soooo good.
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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