How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
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