I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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