seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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