I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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