do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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