Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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