Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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