I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
where are my eyebrows?
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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