i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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