SEEEEXXX PLEASE
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
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