Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
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