Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
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