It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
false alarm, still single
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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