PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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