we're blogging at a bar
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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