I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
wow bdsm is so cute
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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