im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I need moral support for this bender
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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