yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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