i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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