I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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