Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
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