I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
This is my gift to your gina
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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