Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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