I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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