So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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