fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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