You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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