i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
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