im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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