I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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