If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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