I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you donโt have to recycle anymore ๐๐
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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