my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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