just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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