everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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