It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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