she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
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