the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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