it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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