Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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