I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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