singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
Randomize