We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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