I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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