Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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