That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
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