This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I love you. Go after that dick
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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