I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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